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    Free Homemade Buddhist Christmas Cards

    I do this every year.  I try to put together some quick gag (read as "joke" and not "preliminary to puke") pictures for the holiday season.  I am no graphic designer (nor am i even close to one as these were done on powerpoint) but I thought these were funny enough to share in their humble glory.  Feel free to print out and give to someone you love or hate (as they are both empty of any substance)...they also make wonderful postcards.  Just make sure you tell them that Jack Daw is watching them and knows when they are sleeping.

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    free-homemade-buddhist-christmas-cards-vojekzdiejtibyEdpfwy.zip (1.74 MB)

    All pictures from stock.xchng and open to non-commercial use.  Photo of Bill Swchartz borrowed from his twitter account. Epic photo of Henry Rollins from Nat Geo. No velocirapters were harmed in the making of these cards.

    • 21 December 2010
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    over 1 year ago Kris Freedain responded:
    Kris Freedain
    these are AWESOMESAUCE haha
    over 1 year ago Marcus responded:
    LOL!
    (Rarely with me does 'LOL' really mean that I actually laughed out loud, but in this case I did! Brilliantly funny! Thank you!)
    over 1 year ago Adam responded:
    hahahaaha! Rollins FTW!
    over 1 year ago mary responded:
    thank you, this is a treat
    6 months ago yinyangoz (Twitter) responded:
    Missing-user-35
    Well done Jack Daw and thank you I will use a couple in emails.
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    I am a Zen Buddhist practitioner from the humble stretches of the South Jersey lowlands who is now an expatriate to the Great Plains of South Dakota – Buddhist Purgatory. I am a mediator, writer, folk poet, librarian hobgoblin, occasional scientist, father of two little dakinis and a steady burner of birch logs.

    This blog represents the inklings and remnants of my stumbling through Buddhist Purgatory. In the words of Dogen, I endeavor to "just write what is in your heart. You contribute to Buddhism if the truths are there." In that spirit, I hope they are of some meager benefit to you or at least enough to earn me a free beer when we run into each other.

  • About Jack Daw

    I am a Zen Buddhist practitioner from the humble stretches of the South Jersey lowlands who is now an expatriate to the Great Plains of South Dakota – Buddhist Purgatory. I am a mediator, writer, folk poet, librarian hobgoblin, occasional scientist, father of two little dakinis and a steady burner of birch logs.

    This blog represents the inklings and remnants of my stumbling through Buddhist Purgatory. In the words of Dogen, I endeavor to "just write what is in your heart. You contribute to Buddhism if the truths are there." In that spirit, I hope they are of some meager benefit to you or at least enough to earn me a free beer when we run into each other.

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